You know how it is: you’ve got a 30-inch cock but your wife’s box is only six inches. The only intelligent solution is to offer the box for sale on eBay, as this Wisconsin vendor attempted to do
December 22, 06
December 11, 06
Very, Very Busy
If you would like to check out my new site you can at woody’s ….I will be back shortly and be doing some more posting.
October 25, 06
Welcome Back {to me}
wWhat can I say….been busy working on other sites but had to come back to my first love…Blogging..so bear with me and we;ll get it going yet….I’m just going to pick some random stuff out of links and go for it..sound good..tuff….going to anyway’s……Breathless hottie goes for a swim and I wish i would hsve been there. but no i was doing this and having fun??? love to take a bite outa this ass, I feel i could use this right about now for the amount of work i been doing, i’ve been caught can you spot me????? Now her’s an idea i never thought of, and never would have. Damn i must look into this..just what i need no more time for myself. well i must go before i fall asleep at the keyboard again
later all…pease out…I’ll be back real soon.try for tomarrow
September 29, 06
Been busy the last………
Been real busy the last few day getting some other sites up and going that I can’t post here I don’t think so what ever you do don’t click here..I told you not to, some people just don’t listen .[me either] Well on with the cleaner stuff, Cool mazda advert of a guy driving with manacans[spelling] Now this a cell phone holder I’d like to see all women have…or at least show off more, this is something everyone should pay attention to and learn…it could save a life, learning CPR…very important. Boy would I ever like to borrow this for a day.
This is pretty cool…… Availabot is a physical representation of presence in Instant Messenger applications. Availabot plugs into your computer by USB, stands to attention when your chat buddy comes online, and falls down when they go away. It’s a presence-aware, peripheral-vision USB toy… and because the puppets are made in small numbers on a rapid-prototyping machine, it can look just like you..scary if that happend.
Am I done yet.no…oka a few more then it’s bed time…..This sign I found funny because I have this on my garage . This is something that I found really stupid…people are such idiots at times…watch this….I don’t what other people think but it should never go this far at all. And with that I’m gone…..peace, out
Leave a comment people….it won’t bite…just nibble
September 26, 06
things are picking up some….
One of the most hallarious moments on the show who’s Line is it anyways …way to funny…was she in pain or what, now this video is just wrong and I probly should’nt even post…but I will….it’s safe for work but it’s just wrong….I think I would have about the same reaction as this guy does………watch………
Airlines Bankruptcy Recovery Plan
Replace all female flight attendants with some good-looking strippers! Why not? The attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don’t even serve food anymore, so what’s the loss?
The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol consumption and get a “party atmosphere” going in the cabin. And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenues.
Why didn’t Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do every thing myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
Later all….pease out
September 23, 06
another day in hell
Here’s an interesting way to leave for work or out’ve work. What do you get for the person that has everything…Nothing. Here’s a video that I always laugh at Robin Williams on Scottsmen and Golf the man at his prime. Your standing there minding your own business watching a friend fire up his rocket and then…. New Meaning to Crotch Rocket .
You find out interesting things when you have sons, like
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old Boy’s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20×20 ft. room.
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball along way.
6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn’t stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words “uh oh”, it’s already too late.
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
10.) Certain Lego’s will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12.) Super glue is forever.
13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can’t walk on water.
14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15.) VCR’s do not eject “Peanut Butter & Jam” sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odour is.
19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
20.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
21.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
22.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
23.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
24.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
I’m glad all my kid’s are grown….no it’s thier turn to live this list…. see you all later….Peace out
Please feel free to leave a comment….and I will reply if needed
September 21, 06
Need some traffic to the site…..
Here’s a forum of a friend of mine.take a look around and see what he’s got. I post there on and off if you want to see what kind of guy he is view this. So on with some links……Any women out there want to have a date with Ron Jeremy??? I know my girlfriend would. Just what have we learned from 80’s cartoons…..Have you been thinking about getting some new sheets for your bed ?? how about these. 50 of the dumbest street signs. Gotta get that Bud Light and make it back …but don’t spill it. Another beer Advet thats worth watching. Better lay of the booze if you ever wake up to this…A new product that is worth buying if you surf for porn and have a family.
Tell me what you would like to see here….the same as what I’m doing or something else….Leave me a comment…Peace out
September 19, 06
Music anyone ?????
Enjoy these and if you want more just ask in the comments and I’ll be very happy to do it…
three texans
Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.One of them said, “I’m the best plastic surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.”One of the others said. “That’s nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in 5 field events in the Olympics.”
The third surgeon said, “You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train travelling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse’s ass and a cowboy hat.
Now he’s President of the United States.”
one for today…..
All men of the world can find common ground in these simple rules of “evacuation” etiquette. just as long as you don’t do this you’ll be oka. I tell you what, I would definitely be into that, knowing what you’re gonna be getting up front. Now this what ever dog needs his very own toilet bowl. Damn……I did’nt make the list again this year well there’s alway’s next year. The only thing on Zoran Nikolovic’s mind was finding a cure to his premature ejaculation. So when a witchdoctor told him to have sex with a hedgehog, he quickly went to the woods to find himself a willing piece of hedgehog ass. And speaking of ass………Peter doesn’t like things goin in his butt. You just have to love this. Well now thats all for now…Peace Out
